Hopefully coming soon?
Featured Paintjaculations
And that’s just one painting! The other ones are different! Not physically… or mechanically… or even chemically… they’re just colored differently. If you want more than that fuck off.
Distance is the only thing stopping us from blowing you. And since that’s not possible, I guess we could 3D print or laser engrave something for you…
Other stupid shit
It’s fucking coming, ok? Not as fast as your mother, but soon*…
* Not scaled to average human lifetime